Simon Turner - “April is the cruellest month”

Run!  I’ll eclipse the rat-moths.

 

Hello, Mr Shirt-rat Punt-slice.

 

Spruce tail-horn melts tiles.

 

Tell Seraphim: “Cut lone shirt!”

 

Marlin curls the Piste Hotel.

 

Lutheran climes; prole shite.

 

I’ll coil the art’s sperm tune.

 

Curt Trashpeel in Miso Hell.

 

Hot lunch trill: eels, meat, lips.

 

Eliot’s cat-purse ‘n’ mirth-shell.

 

Call her in here, Strepsil-mouth.

 

Nil-clit Herostratus helper. 

 

Calipers ruin the sloth-melt. 

Minutes of the Editorial Board Meeting (21/6/16)

21 June 2016
Present: RS, FS, GT, ST ('Bastards')
Apologies: Comrade Jésus

[In a fit of anarchist whimpering, the agenda was discarded. The self-appointed secretary randomly recorded fragments as they occurred.]

"Clean as a Swiss hotel."

"The Anonymous Scotsman must be thanked."

"A butt does look a bit like a Venn diagram."

"If I hear one more thing about hemp I'm going to kill myself."

"'Milk buttons' sounds like a euphemism for nipples."

"The hot jet of maternal sustenance shatters my cornea like a stained municipal window."

"... you are subconsciously excoriating the premise ... of a creative commons and how literature transmits itself."

"A broad shovel whacking--" / "At the testicles of illiterate society?"

"I don't think casual homophobia is necessarily the way to engage with an intellectual idea."

"The poo is all on me."

"'Four and twenty inches / hanging to his knees.' I only ever quote poetry accurately when it's obscene."

"Chickenbridge: a bridge made from chickens, for chickens."

"It will be a symphony in meow."

"And then, when she said, 'Adolescence is like being in a pool of yourself the whole time.'[*] I had a giggling fit and soemone had to talk me down."

"Get off my back!"

"Blee!" / "No, it's spelled, Bli."

"This means, 'Pedagogy as a practical mechanic.' I don't really want to think about [sic] that." / "Pedagogy of the Easily Impressed."

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[*] Lavinia Greenlaw, 9 May 2001 (25:55, introducing 'The Long Day Closes')