21 June 2016
Present: RS, FS, GT, ST ('Bastards')
Apologies: Comrade Jésus
[In a fit of anarchist whimpering, the agenda was discarded. The self-appointed secretary randomly recorded fragments as they occurred.]
"Clean as a Swiss hotel."
"The Anonymous Scotsman must be thanked."
"A butt does look a bit like a Venn diagram."
"If I hear one more thing about hemp I'm going to kill myself."
"'Milk buttons' sounds like a euphemism for nipples."
"The hot jet of maternal sustenance shatters my cornea like a stained municipal window."
"... you are subconsciously excoriating the premise ... of a creative commons and how literature transmits itself."
"A broad shovel whacking--" / "At the testicles of illiterate society?"
"I don't think casual homophobia is necessarily the way to engage with an intellectual idea."
"The poo is all on me."
"'Four and twenty inches / hanging to his knees.' I only ever quote poetry accurately when it's obscene."
"Chickenbridge: a bridge made from chickens, for chickens."
"It will be a symphony in meow."
"And then, when she said, 'Adolescence is like being in a pool of yourself the whole time.'[*] I had a giggling fit and soemone had to talk me down."
"Get off my back!"
"Blee!" / "No, it's spelled, Bli."
"This means, 'Pedagogy as a practical mechanic.' I don't really want to think about [sic] that."
"Pedagogy of the Easily Impressed."
[*] Lavinia Greenlaw, 9 May 2001 (25:55, introducing 'The Long Day Closes')