Tuesday 11 May 2010

Joke of the Day


Q: What's yellow and blue at the same time?

A: A depressed lemon.  And our government, apparently. 

2 comments:

Alan Baker said...

Britain governed by well-groomed public schoolboys? Surely not!

The Editors said...

I guess it's nothing new, is it? It's just depressing that Cameron's crew are so open about it. I've got my fingers crossed that there's an excised passage from the Sermon on the Mount, where Jesus says: "Blessed are the unkempt graduates of bog-standard Midlands comprehensives, for they shall inherit the earth," as otherwise I'm never going to get a shot at the power I so desperately crave.

Simon