Wednesday, 31 August 2011
Penned in the Margins New Website!
A quick update about Penned in the Margins for you, which is also an excuse for committing the Eighth Deadly Sin.
PitM have launched their redesigned website, with even slicker information, shopping and poetry information. Yes, totally shameless to be telling you this, but there are some good reasons to go over, read the blog, browse the shop and buy a poetry book or two.
Tom Chivers, he of the Legendary DigiSkills, among other things, is producing some of the most exciting new poetry around. Better still he's shit hot at promoting it, with reviews all over the place for a stable of mostly brand new poets in their twenties and thirties, who have genuinely (I speak from experience) been edited into shape, for an improved reading experience (etc. etc.). This is old style publishing for post-Generation Z; soon you'll be able to sniff these poetry books off your iPhone screen in the form of iParticles, once you've installed the necessary iNostrils, of course.
In particular, this lovely gem of a collaborative poem, a sonnet for the royal wedding. Fourteen poets, fourteen lines. It's full of exactly the kind of horrific puns ("fornicate", "placate lust's will", "embroiled", etc.) I'd have hoped for from fellow stablemates (ok, embroiled is a bit weak, but that was mine). It almost makes sense, too.
Friday, 26 August 2011
Typical Editorial Discussion #7852
Wednesday, 24 August 2011
An antidote to high budget waste
Interesting enough in itself to see YouTube hosting free films.
More interesting that Plan 9 from Outer Space is up there for free. (You do need to sign in to view, but given Google owns that and half the free internet world, you can use pretty much any online account, from gmail to blogger, to your Tesco Clubcard (note: unverified).)
The Editors often have conversations about failed masterpieces.[*] In exaggerated language, the conversation runs along these lines, with editors interchangeable for each other:
Ed: I am always far more impressed by the failed ambitions of an auteur--
Ed: Especially when that ambition fails by the naivete of the Artiste's technical understanding--
Ed: Of the medium operandi.
Ed & Ed: HA! Aren't we pretentious?
Ed: It's satisfying to see so much mad energy arise from what some call 'mistakes'.
Ed: Maybe if we 'dulled our senses' with a little more of this Thai whiskey, we might come up with something as good.
Ed: Chin-chin old chap!
(Two hours later.)
Ed & Ed: *blllluuuurrbbbble bbbbuuuuurrrrrble*
[*] Unfortunately, 'Plan 9' doesn't really have masterpiece status written into it, but it's very watchable for the wrong reasons.
Thursday, 11 August 2011
Of all the Atrocities...
... Hollywood has directed towards my childhood, this has to be the greatest offence.
Compare:
"You shall all drown in lakes of blood."
And
"Now they will know why they are afraid of the dark. Now they will learn why they fear the night."
Thursday, 4 August 2011
This week's improvised cut up...
... brought to you by Bob Dylan.
(With thanks to Jon Mycroft for the pointer.)

